I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S NOT UGANDA
the national flag
Welcome to the official website of I Can't Believe It's Not Uganda, Africa's newest independent nation!
Welcome to the official website of I Can't Believe It's Not Uganda, Africa's newest independent nation!
Located in fabulous Africa, I Can't Believe It's Not Uganda is a new glorious Empire under the Emperor John I.
After getting a student loan, Canadian John Gosselin used the money to purchase the former Uganda. This came to be known as the historic Uganda Purchase. After ousting (read: purge) the old government, John proclaimed himself Emperor for life and installed loyal friends in top government positions. In addition to this, Emperor John renamed everything in the country. Alcohol may or may not have been a factor. After his inaugural address, Emperor John hosted the entire nation's population in Falafel Square in his capital to swear allegiance to the Empire and to forfeit all their civil rights. The Emperor's rule is enforced by the Taco Legion, an �lite Division of the Imperial I Can't Believe It's Not Ugandan Army whose role is to act as the Emperor's bodyguard and accompany him wherever he goes, as well as guard his buildings and residences. The Emperor also has the secret police at his disposal.
Today, Uganda is one of the world's mightiest military powers, boasting several of the most fearsome battleship in the world: the Onslaught.
Uganda has access to the ocean via the newly dug Smirnoff Canal. It was the young nation's most ambitious project yet, allowing I Can't Believe It's Not Ugandans to access the Indian Ocean as well as allow the Imperial I Can't Believe It's Not Ugandan Navy unrestricted access to the world's waterways.
In addition to being the world's strongest naval power (take THAT, 19th century England!), I Can't Believe It's Not Uganda also boasts a world-class Air Force.
The government of I Can't Believe It's Not Uganda is seated at the Black Spire in the capital city New Falafel.
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