Unlike most modern nations, I Can't Believe It's Not Uganda is not democratic. It is an autocracy that rules through a network of Ministries that answer directly to the Emperor himself.
full title:
General The Honourable Sir John Gosselin the Great, VC, DSO, DFC, CFS, RFC, TGB, LC, VD, STD, CD, Esq.
Emperor John is the head of state, the Chancellor, Commander-in-Chief of the armed forces, and undisputed Champion of Everything.
This is his coat of arms:
Emperor John does not run the country on his own (though he could). He passes power down to his ministers. At the head of the ministers is:
Minister of Ministries
He presides over the Ministers at the Imperial Parliament and answers to the Emperor directly.
Julie Honsinger, Minister of Aristocratic Amenities
Ensures a sufficiently swanky lifestyle for the ruling �lite by taking from the peasantry.
That's all so far. I'm still taking applications, so here are the positions I need filled:
Propaganda
Weapons Research and Development
Head of Secret Police
Some sort of economic person
Any other positions you think I need? Want to be a minister? E-mail me, and I'll add you to the I.C.B.I.N.U. team!
Keep in mind that I reserve the right to reject your proposal if I deem it lame. Also, if you make up a position, please make it something that gains you power, exploits the peasants' money, and enlarges the rift between the upper class and proles in I.C.B.I.N.U.
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