I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S NOT UGANDA

GOVERNMENT

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Unlike most modern nations, I Can't Believe It's Not Uganda is not democratic. It is an autocracy that rules through a network of Ministries that answer directly to the Emperor himself. 


Emperor John I

full title:

General The Honourable Sir John Gosselin the Great, VC, DSO, DFC, CFS, RFC, TGB, LC, VD, STD, CD, Esq. 

Emperor John is the head of state, the Chancellor, Commander-in-Chief of the armed forces, and undisputed Champion of Everything.

This is his coat of arms:


Emperor John does not run the country on his own (though he could). He passes power down to his ministers. At the head of the ministers is:

 

Group Captain Nick DiCresce

Minister of Ministries

He presides over the Ministers at the Imperial Parliament and answers to the Emperor directly. 


The Ministers:

Bill Thompson, Minister of Music and Cool Shit
Makes sure only the very finest in music and cool shit is available in the Empire.

Julie Honsinger, Minister of Aristocratic Amenities
Ensures a sufficiently swanky lifestyle for the ruling �lite by taking from the peasantry.


That's all so far. I'm still taking applications, so here are the positions I need filled:

Any other positions you think I need? Want to be a minister? E-mail me, and I'll add you to the I.C.B.I.N.U. team!

Keep in mind that I reserve the right to reject your proposal if I deem it lame. Also, if you make up a position, please make it something that gains you power, exploits the peasants' money, and enlarges the rift between the upper class and proles in I.C.B.I.N.U.

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